New Musical Comedy
September 20, 2025
2pm Matinee

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The Cast

Maryann Maisano (Mare)
Singer, Songwriter, Vocalist, Comic, Actor, Playwright, Filmmaker

Maryann Maisano is a powerhouse of talent whose artistic journey began at age 15 as a rock & roll band vocalist. Though her very Italian father urged her to “get a real job with benefits,” Maryann followed her heart—and her art. After a successful run as a high-level executive in finance, she boldly walked away from her six-figure role as VP of Sales to fully embrace her creative calling. She’s never looked back.

A soulful vocalist with a velvety, sultry tone, Maryann’s music career gained national attention when she won the New York City Songwriters Festival. Her song City of Light, recorded by the late, great Danny Aiello, earned a Grammy nomination and cemented her place as a respected songwriter. Her music can be heard around the world on all major platforms, including iTunes, Amazon, and Spotify.

Maryann’s quick wit and fearless spirit also led her into stand-up comedy, where she’s opened for icons like Joy Behar and Ray Romano. In 2010, she combined her love of music and humor to create The Italian Chicks, a fiery and fearless comedy-variety show featuring stand-up, hilarious song parodies, and heartfelt ballads. As the show’s creator, producer, and headliner, Maryann continues to delight audiences across the country.

Her theatrical talents shine in her one-woman play Agita, which debuted to critical acclaim in 2017. A sharp, funny, and moving piece, Agita has won 26 film festival awards for Best Comedy, Best Stage Play, and Best Drama. It is currently streaming on TUBI TV.

Never one to stay in one lane, Maryann recently added award-winning filmmaker to her résumé. Her LGBTQ-themed short film THE KEY has earned honors at over nine film festivals and is available to watch on YouTube.

Maryann Maisano is an artist who defies labels—a magnetic performer whose work resonates with truth, humor, and heart.

LORRAINE FERRO (Lee) is thrilled to take the stage in Maryann Maisano’s new musical comedy, A Lesbian, A Divorcée, and A Married Woman Walk into a Bar (The Rest Is a Musical Comedy)! A true artistic force, Lorraine is a multi-platinum hit songwriter, powerhouse vocalist, actress, producer, filmmaker, and celebrity artist coach—a dynamo in every sense.

Audiences have seen Lorraine shine in lead roles Off-Broadway, including America’s Breath of Fresh Air (Harriet), The Real Housewives of Secaucus (Donatella), To the Mother’s Now (The Muser), and Surviving the Rosenthals (Shirley). She has also performed in staged readings of Broadway’s Urban Cowboy and A Bronx Odyssey, among others.

Her original songs have been recorded by artists ranging from Jessica Simpson to Lesley Gore, and she’s earned accolades for her multi-platinum hits Stand and Adonai, as well as an OUTMusic Award for her inclusive anthem Love Is Love.

You’ve likely heard Lorraine’s unmistakable voice on national commercials for brands like Nabisco, Pillsbury, Cadillac, Jeep, Hyundai, and Audi—or seen her grace the stage as a contestant on NBC’s The Voice! She’s performed alongside major acts in world-class arenas and toured with her own bands, Tre Bella and The Inspire Project.

Beyond the spotlight, Lorraine has dedicated decades to coaching artists, including Lana Del Rey, and serves as the Artistic Director of Life Center Stage, a nonprofit organization focused on healing through artistic self-expression.

Amy DeLucca ( Coco)

She has privately trained for over 27 years to continue to master her craft. For the last 17 years, Amy has had vocal training with good friend and mentor, Norma Garbo, who has taught Taylor Swift, the Scissor Sisters and Kara DioGuardi among many others.

Amy attended the American Academy of Dramatic Arts, in NYC under the direction of acting coach, Judith Robinson, who has worked with Al Pacino, Stella Adler, Stanislavski, Lee Strassberg and Meisner.

Amy has been a member of a Traveling Dinner Theater group for over 20 years. She appeared in the major motion picture, “The Stepford Wives”, with Nicole Kidman and has also dabbled in Independent Film.

As the former Lead Singer of The Stanhope House Rhythm and Blues Review House band, Amy had the pleasure of sharing the stage with Rob Thomas’s drummer, Abe Fogle, of Matchbox 20, as well as, being the opening act for the late Johnny Winter.

Amy has recorded in numerous studios with cover and original bands. Amy is currently co-writing original music for her debut single and album with other world-renowned musicians, as well as, working the Tri-State circuit with established agents, musicians and bands.

Her musical interests are diverse, influenced by Hillsong & Gateway Worship, Lzzy Hale (Halestorm), Amy Lee (Evanescence), Whitney Houston, Alanis Morisette, Janis Joplin and Kari Jobe. In addition to the secular side, you can hear Amy singing Christian Rock/Contemporary music in all houses of worship across the country.

Amy brings her high energy and incredible 4-octave vocal range to recreate the music you love from all the great genres and eras of music. Whether it be “Sweet Child O’ Mine", “Natural Woman" or singing her heart out for God, Amy embodies and transforms every song she sings! Simply put, Amy is THE VOICE!”